Words and Their Ridiculous meanings: on Dec 2, 2011 in Pinoy Jokes * Contemplate--> Konti ang pinggan* Punctuation--> Pera para maka-enrol * Ice Buko--> Nagtatanong kung ayos ang buhok* Calculator--> Tawagan kita mamaya* Devastation--> Sakayan ng bus* Protestant--> Tindahan ng prutas* Statue--> Ikaw ba yan?* Tissue-...
Question and Answer Christmas Jokes on Dec 2, 2011 in Christmas Jokes Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampir...
Friendship Quotes on Dec 2, 2011 in Quotes English Quotes * Best friends are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter and live a little better...
Ten worst gifts to buy for a woman this Christmas on Dec 2, 2011 in Christmas Jokes 1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, a...
Christmas Dinner Jokes on Dec 2, 2011 in Christmas Jokes Mother bought a huge turkey for Christmas dinner.'That must have cost a fortune!' I said .'Actually I got it for a poultry amount,' she said.A man went to a butcher's and saw that the turkeys were 90p a pound. He said to the butcher, 'Do you raise th...
English Quotes on Dec 2, 2011 in Quotes * Everything in life is temporary. So if things are going good, enjoy it because it won't last forever. And if things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either.* Life is partly what we make it and partly what its is made by the friends...
Pilipino Jokes on Nov 27, 2011 in Pinoy Jokes SekyuAirforce: "No guts, No glory!"Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"Army: "No pain, No gain!"Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"Job InterviewSa isang job interview...Boss: Ano ang alam mo?Juan: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakat...
Movies Quotes on Nov 25, 2011 in English Quotes The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look- Julius Caesar 75 BCThere is no avoiding war, it can only postponed to the advantage of your enemy- Niccolo Machiovelli 1302First rule of business, protect your investment-Etiquette o...
Love Quotes on Nov 24, 2011 in Tagalog Quotes “Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”“Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo..Dapat lumandi ka din.”“Pag...
Pinoy Sayings on Nov 24, 2011 in Pinoy Sayings Biruin mo na ang lasing, 'wag lang ang bagong gising.Walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape.Biruin mo na ang lasing pati na ang bagong gising, 'wag lang ang bading na naagawan ng booking.
