Ang Lihim ni Pablo on Feb 5, 2012 in Uncategorized Pinoy humor Steve Jobs tasteless humor WTF Lumaking mahirap si Pablo sa isang maliit na bayan sa Nueva Ecija. Pinalaki siya ng kanyang ina na mag-isa. Palibhasa’y hindi niya nagisnan ang kanyang ama. MALANDI, bulung-bulungan ng mga kapitbahay, ngunit hindi ito inalintana ng mag-ina. ...
Dear Neckromancer: Payo sa Natatakot sa Gabi on Feb 5, 2012 in biography dear neckromancer insomnia Dear Neckromancer, Balita ko ay nagtatrabaho ka na sa call center kaya bihira ka na mag-post sa blog mo. Anyway, ang tanong ko ay ito: Hindi ako makatulog sa gabi. Lagi kasi akong may naririnig na mga nakakatakot na tunog sa baba ng bahay kapag dito...
BS Dictionary: Diskarte on Jan 22, 2012 in road musings boy pickup bs dictionary rene descartes The Tagalog slang diskarte was derived from the 17th century French philosopher Rene Descartes. He is famous for the line: I think, therefore I am. For that he predates Boy Pickup by 300 years. Filed under: road musings...
The Dreams of a Sick Child on Jan 9, 2012 in as seen on the internets doll horror pcmc This is a real doll’s head, found by Physical Therapy interns in the Rehab Department of Philippine Childrens Medical Center. The ichor is sticky glue with accumulated dust and the hair gone, maybe singed off or pulled by countles...
Naughty or Nice? on Dec 21, 2011 in as seen on the internets christmas krampus santa claus We all know Santa Claus gives toys and presents (like Starbucks planners and GCs, never hand towels and photo frames) to children who have been good throughout the year. He is also known to punish the wicked, but gift shops and greeting cards do not...
Thoughts for the Day: Dec 15, 2011 on Dec 15, 2011 in road musings Naughtybutt – When a person is less than badass. Filed under: road musings...
Innovations # 2 on Dec 14, 2011 in anem as seen on the internets Innovations adult humor bastos Pinoy humor I found a way to make the “spell committee” joke funnier. One can add that it sounds like the script of a bad porn clip involving a pizza delivery man. It will only still work for Filipinos though. For Filipinos fortunate enough not to re...
Innovations that I Don’t Want to Own Up # 1 on Dec 5, 2011 in Innovations car alarm humor innovation wash car Today I’m back in blogging and I would like to start with a new series, namely, “Innovations that I don’t want to involve myself.” I thought of these myself, but if there are other people who would like to correct me for that,...
Bongga Ka Day! on Dec 5, 2011 in road musings bongga ka day hotdog Forgive me for being cheap. It has been so long since I did this that I think I would play safe. So this time I will analyze the popular videoke/disco song, “Bongga Ka Day.” I think that, popular as it is, young people today don’t a...
Dirty Joke: Hypnotist on Nov 16, 2011 in as seen on the internets Pinoy TV bastos embarrassing moment Pinoy humor TV networks Here’s a joke that won’t be featured on one of those FM radio stations: May isang magician na magaling sa hipnotismo. Sa sobrang galing niya, niyaya siyang magperform sa TV, a la Criss Angel at David Blaine. Naghipnotismo siya nang aso, n...
