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What is a grandparent? by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Jan 10, 2012WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? (Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man, & a grandmother is a lady! Grandparents don't...

Fifth grade Assignment by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Jul 8, 2011A fifth grade teacher in aChristian school asked her class to lookAt TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 waysTo communicate ideas about God. God is like.BAYER ASPIRINHe works miracles.God is like.A FORDHe's got a better idea..God is l...

by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Dec 9, 2010A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about...

Lesson for today: The Mayonaisse jar by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Nov 14, 2010A professor stood before his philosophy classand had some items in front of him.When the class began, wordlessly,he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jarand start to fill it with golf balls.He then asked the students if the jar was full..

Tip of the day from tia Maria by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Oct 28, 2010Val Glinka teaches self-defense to students at Sylvania Southview High School . For decades, he's suggested putting a can of wasp and hornet spray near your door or bed.Glinka says, "This is better than anything I can teach them."Glinka considers it...

A woman's tears by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Sep 30, 2010A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him.'I don't understand,' he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, 'And you never will.'Later the little boy asked his father, 'Why does mother seem to cry for n...

Husband 1.0 Tech support by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Apr 15, 2010Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend5.0.In addition, Hu...

what women want by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Mar 12, 2010Too all the girls I've ever know...If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of himAnd never say it's not quite as good as his mother's..then adopt a dog.If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,For as long and where...

Words of Wisdom for today by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Feb 23, 2010In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was 'exciting...'Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occurring every day......

Parable for today by Finest Kind Clinic and Fishmarket on Jan 26, 2010This guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one.. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain, "P...