Blog Posts on strange, crazy, silly products
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Mini-Cannon: The Best Shit You Can Gift Your Bad-ass Kid by Skirmisher on Aug 6, 2010Video of a mini-cannon. Which is an actual working cannon, only mini. That shit works.
Pillowtie by Skirmisher on Jun 14, 2010Because any job that requires a tie deserve must be slept on. Product page.
The “Brief Safe” Compels With Realistic Skid Marks by Skirmisher on Apr 28, 2010Your valuables seem not safe unless they’re in this specially designed “Brief Safe.” Horror and disgust– human feelings normal people share with burglars — are what is working to your advantage here. And BTW, that really...
The “Brief Safe” Compels With Realistic Skid Marks by Skirmisher on Apr 28, 2010Your valuables seem not safe unless they’re in this specially designed “Brief Safe.” Horror and disgust– human feelings normal people share with burglars — are what is working to your advantage here. And BTW, that really...
There’s No Holy Bible Like The Stock Car Racing Bible by Skirmisher on Apr 14, 2010Now improved with “commentary and testimonies from some of racing’s most famous names, as well as full-color action photos of some of racing’s most famous faces!” Link to actual product page.
There’s No Holy Bible Like The Stock Car Racing Bible by Skirmisher on Apr 14, 2010Now improved with “commentary and testimonies from some of racing’s most famous names, as well as full-color action photos of some of racing’s most famous faces!” Link to actual product page.
The Most Tastefully Designed Phone Ever by Skirmisher on Nov 24, 2009The designers and manufacturer of the classic Erotica phone sincerely believe that there’s only one thing men want to do their entire lives, and that’s a vagina. And when they’re not doing a vagina, they will want to talk to a vagin...
The Most Tastefully Designed Phone Ever by Skirmisher on Nov 24, 2009The designers and manufacturer of the classic Erotica phone sincerely believe that there’s only one thing men want to do their entire lives, and that’s a vagina. And when they’re not doing a vagina, they will want to talk to a vagin...
Warm Breasts Are Very, Very Important by Skirmisher on Nov 13, 2009Never resting to cook up even more creative ways to care for the things they deeply love, Japanese inventors made these USB breast warmer, because nothing’s more important than sufficiently warmed breasts! If they’re not warm, who would w...
Warm Breasts Are Very, Very Important by Skirmisher on Nov 13, 2009Never resting to cook up even more creative ways to care for the things they deeply love, Japanese inventors made these USB breast warmer, because nothing’s more important than sufficiently warmed breasts! If they’re not warm, who would w...
