Blog Posts on smart ass quotes

18 Smarta$$ Zen Quotes by The SMS Depot on Nov 16, 2010Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just #$!@! off and leave me alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. It's always da...

18 Smartass Zen Quotes by The SMS Depot on Nov 16, 2010Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just #$!@! off and leave me alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. It's always da...

Smart A$$ Quotes From George Carlin by The SMS Depot on Nov 21, 2009Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?  When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How ca...

Smart Ass Quotes From George Carlin by The SMS Depot on Nov 21, 2009Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?  When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How ca...

Catcher In The Rye Quotes that kills me... by The SMS Depot on Mar 13, 2009Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a goddam toilet seat.I started giving the three witches at the next table the eye again. That is, the blonde one. The other two were strictly from hunger.Real ugly girls have it...

All About Salaries by The SMS Depot on Feb 17, 2009Did you know that there are many different types of salaries?I have experienced receiving almost all types of salaries listed below.Which type do you associate yours with? Onion SalaryYou see it, you grab it…then you cry. Diet SalaryMakes you eat l...

SMS / Text Messages Collection: Assorted by The SMS Depot on Feb 17, 2009I had a dream that i still loved u *~* I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!! There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.YeH u'D bE PReTTy gOoDLOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCeim not a tease im just a re

Funny Text Messages: Insults by The SMS Depot on Feb 2, 2009Roses r red, violets r blue,Sugar is sweet, and so are u.But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.U have to do 2 things e

Words Of Wisdom I Learned At Work by The SMS Depot on Jan 21, 2009Word of wisdom from an Internal Auditor: If you can’t convince them, confuse them. As an Internal Auditor, If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.An Internal Auditor recommending system improvements

More Smart Ass Quotes: Insults by The SMS Depot on Jan 9, 2009Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.Ever since I saw you in yo