Blog Posts on short jokes

Gay in heaven by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Sep 28, 2011There were these two friends, one who was gay, who died in a horrible car accident. They both went to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter met them. St. Peter asked the first man for a picture of his wife. After looking at the...

Moral lesson Joke by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Sep 13, 2011My gf invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was  unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear "I 've feelings for you, shall we have  sex ?" I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to...

7 inches Penis.. by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Sep 12, 2011A gorgeous lady was sitin alone n a bar. Guy: Hi there! The lady ignored him. Guy: You caught my lotion as I enter The bar, is it okay to get your number? Lady:I f u have a BMW, a house and Boracay, millions of peso bank account and 7 inches penis,...

Meeting ni Erap Joke by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Sep 12, 2011pinoy short jokes about meeting Humahangos ang aid ni Erap dahil huli na ito sa meeting. Aide: Sir, pasensya na kayo. Nag-brownout kasi habang papunta ako rito at na-stuck ako sa  ESCALATOR nang dalawang oras. Erap: Ibig mong sabihin, dala...

Boy Kilig by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Sep 10, 2011Girl: Malamig cguro ang labi mo. Boy: (kinikilig) hndi ah, Baket? Girl: Nagyeyelo kc ang ngipin mo! awwww...asar talo!!   Not a filipino and can't relate? Please use the google translator on the upper right side of this page.

Ultraman, where are you when Tsunami hit Japan??? by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Aug 27, 2011These are my funny image collection... Ultraman, where are you when Tsunami hit Japan??? Funny image of  Ultraman Not a filipino and can't relate? Please use the google translator on the upper right side of this page.

Ulam joke by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Aug 13, 2011Mangga with Bagoong Intoy: Ano ulam nyo? Pugo: Blanched leafy vegie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkling salted seafood! Intoy: Wow! Ang Sarap naman nun! Ano yun? Pugo: Talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis. Kayo anong ulam nyo...

Short jokes by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Apr 27, 2011. Boy and girl in bed:Boy : Is this your first time?Girl: Oo naman! Why do you guys always ask the same question? 2. Three guys were introduced to a girl:" Hi, I'm Peter, not a saint!"" I'm Paul, not a pope.""I'm John, not a...

The Filipino freelancer Joke by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Apr 25, 2011Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines, another from Mexico and an American. They went with a White House official to examine the fence. The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some me...

Madre by Kulitan Ng Pinoy on Apr 3, 2011    - May dalawang madre na hinahabol ng rapist hanggang umabot sila sa isang kanto... Madre 1: Sister dun ka sa kaliwa ako nalng papahabol! Nkatakas si Madre2..after one hour.. Sa simbhan.. Madre2: Sister! Bkt wla kang palda!Madre1: Sinadya kong...