Blog Posts on school jokes

Additional Savings by RaeveN's Nest on Jan 12, 2011A boy tells his mother after he got home from school. BOY: Mom, good news! MOM: What is it?? BOY: Remember you told me you will give me $50 for each subject I passed? MOM: Yup, I still remember that promise. Why did you ask? BOY: Well the good news i...

Common Sense by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Nov 19, 2010Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher..aTeacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?B...

Common Sense by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Nov 19, 2010Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher..aTeacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?B...

Friends at Hunting by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Mar 3, 2010Three friends La Sallite, a UP stude, and an Atenean went on a hunting trip.The first night, the guy from UP comes back to cabin with a big deer. The others ask him how he did it, and he cooly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ba...

Where To Go To College? by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Mar 3, 2010If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La SalleIf you have no money, go to PUP.

Where To Go To College? by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Mar 3, 2010If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La SalleIf you have no money, go to PUP.

Friends at Hunting by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Mar 3, 2010Three friends La Sallite, a UP stude, and an Atenean went on a hunting trip.The first night, the guy from UP comes back to cabin with a big deer. The others ask him how he did it, and he cooly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ba...

School Phone Menu by Discover The Joy of Life on Sep 26, 2009"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:- To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1-...

Effort by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Apr 6, 2009Anak: Itay baksak ako sa English recitation!Tatay: Bakit, ano ba tanong?Anak: Ano daw ba ang definition ng effort?Tatay: Anak ano ka ba? ang b**o m o naman effort lang 'di mo pa alam... ang effort ay 'yong nilalandingan ng eroplano!

A Philosophy Teacher Challenging a Student by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Mar 29, 2009Teacher: To see is to believe, have you seen God?Student: No sir, I haven't!Teacher: Then there is no God!Student: Sir may I ask a question? Have you seen your brain?Teahcer: No!Student: Uwi na tayo wala pa lang utak si Sir!