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Paaralan ka ba? Sarap mong pasukan araw araw! by Funny Philippines on Jun 19, 2011...

Si Neks at si Dan by Funny Philippines on Jun 9, 2011JUDGE: ni-rape ka ng 7 marines, may nakilala ka ba? INDAY: si neks at dan po, JUDGE: alin sila sa 7? INDAY: di ko po alam pero ang sabi ng isa , ” ok neks, im dan!”...

Makati by Funny Philippines on May 6, 2011if your ears itch, someone is thinking of you.. if your eyes itch, someone wants to see you.. if your lips itch, someone is dying to kiss you if your entire body itches.. hehehe . … ano akala mo?? ligo ka na oi..

Huwag magpaputok sa loob, baka mapikot … by Funny Philippines on Dec 31, 2010...

Kapag naputukan, maghugas agad … by Funny Philippines on Dec 29, 2010...

Private organ by Funny Philippines on Oct 19, 2010You can never change the past nor control the future but you can change the mood of the day by touching someone’s “Private Organ” … “THE HEART!”...

ELMO by Funny Philippines on Aug 5, 2010Bagong kasal nasa honeymoon … Wife: Hon, bakit maliit ang bird mo? May nakatatak pa na ELMO. Husband: Maliit ha, sige galitin mo? … at ginalit nga ng wife, nagulat Wife: Shit! EL filibusterisMO!

Supot pride by Funny Philippines on Aug 3, 2010“Pasukan na! Paano naman kami?” “Supot Kami”...

Text messaging shortcuts by Funny Philippines on Apr 28, 2010TB – Text Back TT – Text Tayo TTLAKI – Text Tayo Later AKo Intay KKLIIT – Kuripot Ka, Lagi Intay Ikaw Text PUKIMO – Pag Uwi Ko I-text Mo ko, Okey?

Pinoy style condoms by Funny Philippines on Apr 24, 2010Cali condom – taste 10, feel 10; PLDT condom: touching lives; Rexona condom: won’t let you down; PAL condom: we apologize for the delay!