Blog Posts on my favorite anecdotes

Bayang Baliwwww by on May 11, 2010Bayang BaliwwwwMay bata sa ilalim ng manga nanghihingi ng Erap sticker kahit tapos na election. Pinakanta ko siya ng Lupang Hinirang bago ko siya bigyan. Kumanta siya. Sabi nya: "Bayang baliww, perlas ng silanganan..."Tuwang tuwa ako. Binigyan ko ng...

Madugong Pakikibaka by on May 11, 2010Madugong PakikibakaQUESTION: Sir John, ano ang Party List na palaging palaban?ANSWER: Merong party list na palaging madugo pag nag-rarally yan sila -- GABRIELA.[This is my original anecdote]...

Frozen Chicken by on Feb 13, 2010Rene Gramonte, February 12 2010A man finally got his viagra prescription and tries it out as soon as he gets home; takes one pill and waits for his wife to come home from work. Unfortunately, he left the viagra package open and his pet parrot eats al...

Sexy Lady Sucking Fingers by on Jan 30, 2010Rene Gramonte, January 31 2010A sexy woman in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartener over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks for the manager. "He's not here," the bartender says, "but I can do anythng the manager...

The Horse and the Cop by on Jan 30, 2010Rene Gramonte January 31 2010Romeo - nabanggit mo ang kabayo... I have a horse story. Ganito 'yon.This happened sa harap ng Chamber of Commerce sa Mla behind Mla Hotel... nadapa ang payat na kabayo (lalake) sa pagod. Nilapitan ng pulis ang kutsero pa...