Blog Posts on juan

pedro & Juan by "jokes and quotes" on May 27, 2012Teacher: Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.Now Pedro, what is next to Mercury?Pedro: generic pharmacy siguro ma'am. 'di lang ako sure.Teacher: Pilosopo! Sa planets hindi mga pharmacy. Ang answer Venus. Sige Juan, ano ang susunod sa Venus?Juan: ka-...

May 3 kalalakihan na ngkasala sa kanilang tribo. by avengerald on May 26, 2012Lider: Magdala kayo ng 10 prutas na magkakapareho. Unang dumating si Juan n my dalang 10 santol. Lider: Ipasok sa kanyang pwet at kung sinong umaray o tumawa, papatayin. Unang santol palang, umaray na si Juan, pugot ulo! Sumunod si Pedr...

John Forward by Tinagalog Ko on May 26, 2012John Forward tinagalog ko: Juan Sumulong Panganlan ni Joey Marquez sa isa nyang movie! Nakakatawa talaga ang mga movie nila noong kapanahonan nila. Nakakamiss tuloy ang mga patawa nila, sarap panoorin.

Juan & Pedro saving a preggy by "jokes and quotes" on May 7, 2012Juan and Pedro were swimming at the beach when they saw a pregnant woman drowning.They quickly pulled her to safety.Juan starts to do CPR when he noticed Pedro take the woman's underwear off and put his mouth on her vagina.Juan asked Pedro: What are...

Rumour Has It by Angela Andaluz on Apr 15, 2012(Photo by Carlo Miguel; thrifted top, JAG jeans, Fashion Code 101 envelope clutch, JUAN booties,...

Pareho ng sagot si Juan at Pedro sa test by "jokes and quotes" on Apr 5, 2012Teacher: Ipasa na ang test paper.Juan: Yes maámTeacher: Oh Pedro, bakit pareho kayo ng answer ni Juan?Pedro: Syempre, pareho lang ang questions. Ano, tanga tangahan tayo dito maám?

nangongopya si JUAN by "jokes and quotes" on Apr 4, 2012(teacher nahuli si Juan na nangongopya)teacher: ganyan ka na ba talaga kabobo Juan?juan: ma'am, seeking help is not a sign of ignorance, it's an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to be handled alone.:))...

for dry skin by "jokes and quotes" on Mar 31, 2012juan: lintik na sabin to! ayaw bumula!pedro: pano bubula yan? hindi naman basa katawan mo, tanga!juan: siyempre! for dry skin to!

Dung by Carlo Mariano on Mar 29, 2012Birthday niya sa sabado kaso hindi naman siya nag-invite kaya binigay ko na kaninang umaga regalo ko sa kanya, mabuti na siguro advance kesa late :) Panyo VIP AWARD Napakahabang Letter Eau de cologne Mas gusto ko mag-regalo ng hindi ganun ka grande...

Juan at Pedro by Chokz^_^ on Mar 27, 2012Juan: Pedro mag aapply sana ako bilang kapitan ng barko niyo Pedro: hmm marunong ka bang...