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Jokes Filipino - Pinoy Funny Text 9 by Buhay Pinoy on Jul 27, 2010BF: sunduin kita mamaya,bubusina nalang ako sa kapag nasa harap na ng bahay nyoGF: Ok sige, anong dala mong sasakyanBF: Wala, busina lang=====A mental patiend singing while lying in a hospital bed… after a song dumapa siya…The nurse asked, “O b...

Joke Filipino - Pinoy Funny Text 8 by Buhay Pinoy on Jul 23, 2010Warning: These Pinoy Jokes will make you laugh, so please read moderately.=====Girl: taguan tayo.. Pag nakita mo ko papayag akong makipag sex sa yo…Boy: eh paano kung hindi kita mahanap??Girl: ehh.. basta nasa likod lang ako ng pinto!!!=====Wife pu...

Joke Filipino - Pinoy Funny Text 7 by Buhay Pinoy on Jul 22, 2010Patient: Doc may problema ako… tuwing alas otso ng umaga.. tumatae ako…Doctor: so anong problema doon???Patient: Alas nuwebe ako gumising eh…=====A friend lifts up when your down….But lover lifts you up…..And down… up…. Ahhhhh… and do...

Joke Filipino - Pinoy Funny Text 6 by Buhay Pinoy on Jul 21, 2010Oi, watch ka CNN News!!! Manny Pacquio disqualified by Nevada Athletic Comission!!! Drugs found in his urine!!!Puro ALAXAN, CIRCULAN & ROBITUSSIN!!! May DATU PUTI pa!!!=====Girl: taguan tayo.. Pag nakita mo ko papayag akong makipag sex sa yo…Bo...

Jokes Filipino - Pinoy Funny Text 5 by Buhay Pinoy on Jul 20, 2010Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?Pahingi nman.Pedro:Pahingi? Nsaan kanung ngbu2ngkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw?Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako hbang kumukulog, kumikidlat atbumubuhos ang ulan?Nsaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na ngkalat ang mraming aha...

Jokes Filipino - Funny Text 4 by Buhay Pinoy on Jul 19, 2010ALONE?i'm here for you.iN LOVE?i'm happy for you.HURT?you may cry on my shoulders.NEED HUG?my arms are yours.NEED MONEY?wala si"*** "umalis!may ginagawa!lumayas!naglilinis!may trabaho!tulog!nag'abroad!'di ko alam kung kailan babalik!hindi n'ya number...

Jokes Filipino Funny Text 2 by Buhay Pinoy on Jul 18, 2010This Jokes Filipino was shared by: Pinoy JokeMom: doc ano gagawin ko sa anak ko ang liit ng ari nia?Doktor: madali lang yan misis.. pakainin mo ng hot cakekinabukasan ng luto ng 10 hotcake si mommyAnak: wow daming hot cakeMom: hep hep.. tatlo lang an...

Jokes Filipino Funny Text 3 by Buhay Pinoy on Jul 18, 2010These Jokes Filipino were shared by: Pinoy Jokesisang araw nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesexanak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddyanak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni...

Jokes Filipino Funny Text 1 by Buhay Pinoy on Jul 17, 2010A guy walks into a bar and demands to know “Who’s the strongest in here?”The toughest guy looks at him and says “I am the strongest around here!”The other guy politely asks “Can you help me push my car to the gas station?”by: mg21...