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SA PLANE by online pinoy jokes on Sep 4, 2011(SA PLANE) GMA: ako mag tatapon 100 piso, 100 tao magiging masaya. GARCI: ako mag tatapon 1000 piso, 1000 tao magiging masaya. PILOT: ako tapon kayong dalawa, milyon tao sobrang saya :D...

The secret is out by our daily txt on Jul 29, 2011The secret is out: during a recent surgery for a pinched nerve on GMA’s spine, the doctors at St. Luke’s Medical Center fished out of her back stolen election returns from the May 2004 presidential elections.

What did Arroyo say…? by our daily txt on Apr 14, 2010Question: What did President Arroyo say when Joey Salceda informed her of his plan to defect to LP? Answer: “Bitch!” – Professional Heckler on Twitter...

Gloria Jokes by Excuses of a fucking weak on Mar 1, 2010Holdaper to the Arroyo couple: ‘Give me all your money!!’Gloria and Mike:’We are the First Couple! Better behave yourself’Holdaper:’ In that case … return all my money’------------------------------------------------------------- Gloria...

My favorite politician by our daily txt on Dec 9, 2009Dear God, so far this year you’ve taken my favorite singer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just 2 let you know… My favorite politician is Ate Gloria po.

SONA at fairy tale by our daily txt on Jul 27, 2009Ano ang kaibahan ng FAIRY TALE sa STATE OF THE NATION ADDRESS? Ang Fairy Tale ay kwentong di totoo na may dwende. Ang SONA ay may dwende na nagkukuwento ng di totoo!

Boobs by our daily txt on Jul 4, 2009Dati, ang boobs ni Putot ganito |_|_| Kaya nung 1980’s nagpagawa siya ng ganito (*)(*) Pero nung isang araw, pumutok! (x)(x) Kaya pinaayos niya dahil hindi na pantay (o)(O) Naayos na kaya ganito na siya ngayon (oYo) (From EllenTorde...

Egypt vs Philippines by our daily txt on Jun 5, 2009Egypt only suffered 10 biblical plagues. We have 214: flu, floods, 211 congressmen and one president. (From Twitterer @hotmanila)...

Obama and Gloria by our daily txt on Feb 9, 2009President Barack Obama finally calls up Malacañang: OBAMA: May i speak with that small but great Filipina who is the pride of all Filipinos? GMA: (kinilig) Yes? How are you, Mr President? OBAMA: Congratulations, Charice! That was a great pe...

Pgma and Nostradamus by Excuses of a fucking weak on Nov 13, 2008Pumunta kay Nostradamus ang mga pinuno ng mga Third World countries upang tingnan kung ano ang mangyayari sa kanilang mga bansa sa ilalim ng kanilang pamumuno.Unang nagtanong ang pangulo ng Myanmar. “Mahal na propeta,” sabi niya. “Ano ang mangy...