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Question and Answer Christmas Jokes by Best Pinoy Jokes on Dec 2, 2011Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampir...

Ten worst gifts to buy for a woman this Christmas by Best Pinoy Jokes on Dec 2, 20111. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, a...

Christmas Dinner Jokes by Best Pinoy Jokes on Dec 2, 2011Mother bought a huge turkey for Christmas dinner.'That must have cost a fortune!' I said .'Actually I got it for a poultry amount,' she said.A man went to a butcher's and saw that the turkeys were 90p a pound. He said to the butcher, 'Do you raise th...

Christmas Present by on Nov 5, 2009It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with...

A Microsoft Christmas by on Nov 5, 2009NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere. In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusive...

The top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus by on Nov 5, 20091. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've...