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Hi! I Look Like a... by HumorTrip on Jul 24, 2010...

He Said... I Said... by HumorTrip on Jun 29, 2010he said to me...He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . ..

The Letter by HumorTrip on Jun 14, 2010A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the en...

BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST! by HumorTrip on Jun 12, 2010This was sent to me via email by my Aunt. I think I must share it here. One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your...

The Knob - Best Joke Of The Day by HumorTrip on Apr 24, 2009The Knob A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift...