Blog Posts on bar jokes

May Tatlong Bampira sa Bar by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Nov 19, 2010RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha...

May Tatlong Bampira sa Bar by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Nov 19, 2010RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha...

In A Bar by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Nov 19, 2010A gorgeous lady was sitin alone in a bar.Guy: Hi There!The lady ignored him.Guy: You caught my atenti0n as i enter the bar, is it ok to get your nember?Lady: If you have a BMW, a house in boracay , millions of peso bank account and 7 inches penis, th...

In A Bar by The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes. on Nov 19, 2010A gorgeous lady was sitin alone in a bar.Guy: Hi There!The lady ignored him.Guy: You caught my atenti0n as i enter the bar, is it ok to get your nember?Lady: If you have a BMW, a house in boracay , millions of peso bank account and 7 inches penis, th...

Bar Scene Funnies: by on Jul 2, 2010Laugh TRip (07/03/2010) Bar Scene Funnies:by: EzOver drinks one evening my pal Bing (badabingpatron)and I were talking about former "loves". Bing told methat once-upon-a-time he broke-up with a girl he really,really loved, all because she had a seemi...

Ez's "Dear Diary": by on Apr 24, 2010Ez's "Dear Diary" (04/25/2010) Too Much Porn by: EzJust like a hopeless-romantic chick or a psycho dude, I too keep a Diary. Yes I do.And starting today, I'll share some of my more Intimate Diary Moments here.Enjoy!Dear Diary,Back in the days of you...

Reasons to allow drinking at work by on Nov 29, 2009The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest...

I didn't get any money this time by on Nov 29, 2009A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in Septe...

A neutron at a bar by on Nov 29, 2009A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"...

He is a very fast drinker by on Nov 29, 2009A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then...