Blog Posts on as seen on the internets

April Fool’s Internet by Lambingin Bridge on Apr 1, 2012A collection of what I have been able to scrounge for your enjoyment: Filed under: as seen on the internets...

The Dreams of a Sick Child by Lambingin Bridge on Jan 9, 2012    This is a real doll’s head, found by Physical Therapy interns in the Rehab Department of Philippine Childrens Medical Center. The ichor is sticky glue with accumulated dust and the hair gone, maybe singed off or pulled by countles...

Naughty or Nice? by Lambingin Bridge on Dec 21, 2011We all know Santa Claus gives toys and presents (like Starbucks planners and GCs, never hand towels and photo frames) to children who have been good throughout the year. He is also known to punish the wicked, but gift shops and greeting cards do not...

Innovations # 2 by Lambingin Bridge on Dec 14, 2011I found a way to make the “spell committee” joke funnier. One can add that it sounds like the script of a bad porn clip involving a pizza delivery man. It will only still work for Filipinos though. For Filipinos fortunate enough not to re...

Dirty Joke: Hypnotist by Lambingin Bridge on Nov 16, 2011Here’s a joke that won’t be featured on one of those FM radio stations: May isang magician na magaling sa hipnotismo. Sa sobrang galing niya, niyaya siyang magperform sa TV, a la Criss Angel at David Blaine. Naghipnotismo siya nang aso, n...

Cartographic Sketch by Lambingin Bridge on Nov 9, 2011Ito raw ang hitsura ng bumaril kay Ali Peek, ayon sa software na gumagawa ng cartographic sketch ng PNP. Ayon pa sa mga pulis, ang suspect ay maaaring baguhan sa pagiging hitman. Kung ganoon, baka may future siya sa comedy. Filed under: as seen on th...

Philippine Religions by Lambingin Bridge on Oct 27, 2011Ilan ba ang relihiyon sa Pilipinas? Ayon sa phil-job.net, ito ang mga pagpipilian mo kapag gagawa ka ng account bilang jobhunter: Aglipayan Assembly of God Baptist Born Again Christian Buddist Christian Church of Christ Church of God Church of God Th...

Thoughts: 9/26/2011 by Lambingin Bridge on Sep 26, 2011- I’m back to blogging after I quit my masters degree to work. I expect less time to blog in the future. Meanwhile, here’s a thought inspired by a post in manilatonight.com: I do not understand jeepney barkers. I think their job is weird...

The Weekend Supervillain: Unsecured Webcams by Lambingin Bridge on Sep 8, 2011As cracked.com pointed out, hackers can do amazing things these days, fueled mostly by pizza and Mountain Dew. Hollywood movies have often shown incredible things, like changing traffic lights in real time or typing really, really fast. However, ther...

The Username Gender Quiz by Lambingin Bridge on Sep 5, 2011How gender-prejudiced are you? I collected a number of ambiguous-sounding usernames from some forums I frequent and it is up to you to choose if the name is male or female. You don’t know the website, the profile picture, avatar, or signature.