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Sex Trivia by Neckromancer by Lambingin Bridge on May 24, 2012Aside from boring you people with pieces of shit like how I didn’t watch the finale of American Idol, I will instead present you with sex trivia, courtesy of a fine book I scrounged in BookSale. It is imaginatively-named Useless Sexual Trivia b...



Innovations # 2 by Lambingin Bridge on Dec 14, 2011I found a way to make the “spell committee” joke funnier. One can add that it sounds like the script of a bad porn clip involving a pizza delivery man. It will only still work for Filipinos though. For Filipinos fortunate enough not to re...



Ang Langgam at ang Dalaga by Lambingin Bridge on Aug 29, 2011retold from another story by Manuel Arguilla: *** May isang langgam na nakatira sa isang maliit na butas sa lupa. Alam mo na, madilim, masikip, binabaha. Sawang-sawa na ang langgam na ito sa pagtira sa lupa. Sabi niya, (all together now!) “Ayok...



Dear Neckromancer: FUBU by Lambingin Bridge on Aug 19, 2011Dear neckromancer, How do I handle a FUBU? Iyun bang friend with benefits? Wala naman talaga kaming romantic relationship, ni hindi fling. Sex lang talaga ang habol namin. Brando Braganza *** Dear Brando, Just do whatever you usually do. Huwag mo lan...



Dear Neckromancer: Mga Walang Kwentang Tanong by Lambingin Bridge on Jul 26, 2011Dear neckromancer, Paano po ba magluto ng piniritong manok? Gail Dear Gail, Kumuha ka nang Culinary Arts sa MIHCA o sa TESDA. neckromancer *** Dear neckromancer, Kapag nagtatrabaho po ang mister ko ay naiiwan akong mag-isa sa bahay. Anong  soap oper...



Dear Neckromancer: Totoo Ba? by Lambingin Bridge on Jul 13, 2011from a question in manilatonight.com’s Behind Closed Doors: Totoo bang ang matatabang boys ay maliit ang sexual weapon? C.P. *** Dear C.P., There are many ways to know. 1. I believe in Rule 34: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it. Rememb...



Mga Bagong Kantang Pambading, este, Pambata by Lambingin Bridge on Jun 26, 2011Ang post na ito ay iniaalay ko kay Ejay Bossbear! LANGIT LUPA langit lufa infairness in, in, infairness saksak heart-chi tulo ang dugesh chuging, alive, disappear na u jan! NANAY TATAY… Mudra, Pudra gusto kez tinafey Sister, brother, gusto kez...



Dear Neckromancer: Future Engineer by Lambingin Bridge on Jun 19, 2011Dear Neckromancer, Ako ay isang 20 year-old na college junior sa isang university dito sa U-Belt. Kamakailan lamang, nabasa ko ang mga payo mo sa Espiya Clinic at dahil sa isang nakakalitong bahagi ng aking buhay ay nais kong i-share sa iyo para ako...



Forgotten National Symbols by Lambingin Bridge on May 31, 2011National Symptom of Illness: DIARRHEA National Thing to do in the Internet: po–FACEBOOK National Least Favorite Food by the Rich (and Trying Hard Rich, who are also DTNL) but Favorite but Unattainable Food by the Poor: EXTRA RICE National Unive...



Insult 2 by Lambingin Bridge on May 23, 2011Balita ko artista na nanay mo. Bida daw siya sa Puertang Kabayo. Filed under: anem, road musings...