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The Power of Words: Business by Lambingin Bridge on Feb 15, 20131. Pippa (not her real name) is an enterprising lady of the night who got double the nightly tips by using these magic words at the end of every session: Please, come again. 2. Ernest (not his real name) witnessed his funeral parlor business lose cli...



The Power of Words: Business by Lambingin Bridge on Feb 15, 20131. Pippa (not her real name) is an enterprising lady of the night who got double the nightly tips by using these magic words at the end of every session: Please, come again. 2. Ernest (not his real name) witnessed his funeral parlor business lose cli...



Movies and You (your sex life) by Lambingin Bridge on Jul 4, 2012What if we can actually guess people’s sex lives by their favorite movies? This is one of my silly dreams, so please indulge me. And I get first dibs on “Incredible Hulk.” Other good movies to base a sex life on: Last Man Standing D...



Movies and You (your sex life) by Lambingin Bridge on Jul 3, 2012What if we can actually guess people’s sex lives by their favorite movies? This is one of my silly dreams, so please indulge me. And I get first dibs on “Incredible Hulk.” Other good movies to base a sex life on: Last Man Standing D...



Neckromancer Does Boy Pick-Up by Lambingin Bridge on May 12, 2012This comes as a dialog: Mister: Sweetie-pie, mais ka ba? Misis: Bakit? Mister: Kasi, sa tinagal-tagal natin, hindi ka nagbabago. Misis: Ang sweet mo naman. E, pano nga pala naging mais iyon? Enter Boy Backup! Boy Backup: Ang mais kasi e ang pagkain n...



Innovations # 2 by Lambingin Bridge on Dec 13, 2011I found a way to make the “spell committee” joke funnier. One can add that it sounds like the script of a bad porn clip involving a pizza delivery man. It will only still work for Filipinos though. For Filipinos fortunate enough not to re...



Dear neckromancer: Taco Beach by Lambingin Bridge on Nov 2, 2011Dear neckromancer, Bakit comfort room ang tawag ng mga Pinoy sa kubeta? “Rhea Diaz” *** Dear Rhea, Ganito iyan: ang toilet ay tinawag dahil nagpapagod ang mga gumagamit nito. Para silang nagtatrabaho, toil, ika nga. Hindi kasi mahilig kum...



Jackie Chan Action Movie Cuts by Paid Critique on Oct 6, 2011Never say never NEVERTry and Try until you Succeed! and this is what you get!



Innocent man spanked by a man by Paid Critique on Oct 6, 2011Lesson 101: Never look innocent behind a serious man.



How to use the extinguisher 101 by Paid Critique on Sep 29, 2011...