Blog Posts on adult humor

Neckromancer Does Boy Pick-Up by Lambingin Bridge on May 13, 2012This comes as a dialog: Mister: Sweetie-pie, mais ka ba? Misis: Bakit? Mister: Kasi, sa tinagal-tagal natin, hindi ka nagbabago. Misis: Ang sweet mo naman. E, pano nga pala naging mais iyon? Enter Boy Backup! Boy Backup: Ang mais kasi e ang pagkain n...

Innovations # 2 by Lambingin Bridge on Dec 14, 2011I found a way to make the “spell committee” joke funnier. One can add that it sounds like the script of a bad porn clip involving a pizza delivery man. It will only still work for Filipinos though. For Filipinos fortunate enough not to re...

Dear neckromancer: Taco Beach by Lambingin Bridge on Nov 3, 2011Dear neckromancer, Bakit comfort room ang tawag ng mga Pinoy sa kubeta? “Rhea Diaz” *** Dear Rhea, Ganito iyan: ang toilet ay tinawag dahil nagpapagod ang mga gumagamit nito. Para silang nagtatrabaho, toil, ika nga. Hindi kasi mahilig kum...

Jackie Chan Action Movie Cuts by Paid Critique on Oct 7, 2011Never say never NEVERTry and Try until you Succeed! and this is what you get!

Innocent man spanked by a man by Paid Critique on Oct 7, 2011Lesson 101: Never look innocent behind a serious man.

How to use the extinguisher 101 by Paid Critique on Sep 30, 2011...

Dear Neckromancer: Totoo Ba? by Lambingin Bridge on Jul 13, 2011from a question in manilatonight.com’s Behind Closed Doors: Totoo bang ang matatabang boys ay maliit ang sexual weapon? C.P. *** Dear C.P., There are many ways to know. 1. I believe in Rule 34: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it. Rememb...

The Girl and the Nail by Lambingin Bridge on Apr 28, 2011I decided to tell more stories of my youth, ones I really loved. The following story was discovered in our high school library, in a book by Manuel and Lydia Arguilla. *** There was a girl who was so full of life, she ran up and down the bamboo stair...

Dear Neckromancer: Hanging Gardens of Babylon by Lambingin Bridge on Mar 24, 2011Dear neckromancer,   Laging naghahang ang pc ko kapag sinusubukan kong maglaro ng Call of Duty: Black Ops. Nakakalaro naman ako minsan, pero kapag sinusubukan kong magpaputok ng baril, naghahang ito ng matagal. Kung hahayaan ko naman nang mga 30...

An Important Life Lesson by Lambingin Bridge on Mar 2, 2011brought to you by XKCD: Filed under: anem, as seen on the internets...