The Best and Funniest Filipino Jokes.

Pinoy Jokes
on Jan 29, 2013 in Pinoy Jokes Mister at Misis Jokes Misis: Walanghiya ka! Bakla ka pala...!          Baklaaaa!!!!!!          Diyan ka na nga!!!...Mister: Darling, saan ka pupunta?Misis: Maghahanap ako ng tunay na lalake!!!Mister: Dalawahin moh hah! Tig...

Pinoy Jokes
on Jan 29, 2013 in Pinoy Jokes Nanay:  Anak, 'di ka ba nahihiya?!             Linis ako ng linis dito, tapos ikaw laro ka lang ng laro diyan?Anak:  Inay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako nglilinis diyan         ...

Lasing
on Jan 19, 2013 in Pinoy Jokes Lasing 1: Pare! Bibilhin ko yungMOA at LRT bukas!Lasing 2: Ayala malls at MRTbibilhin ko eh.Lasing 3: Weak! PLDT,MERALCO, BDO, LANDMARK bibilhin ko bukas!..... ...... ...... Lasing4: Kakapal ng mga mukaniyo! Sino maysabingbinebenta ko yung mga yun?&n...

All about marriage
on Jun 18, 2011 in Marriage jokes Fact or fiction (you make the call): 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. 2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin… they can’t face each other, but, they still stay togeth...

Sekyu
on Mar 2, 2011 in Funny jokes Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"Army: "No pain, No gain!"Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"...

Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...
on Nov 19, 2010 in Office Jokes "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You p...

Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...
on Nov 19, 2010 in Office Jokes "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You p...

May Tatlong Bampira sa Bar
on Nov 18, 2010 in Bar jokes RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha...

May Tatlong Bampira sa Bar
on Nov 18, 2010 in Bar jokes RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha...

In A Bar
on Nov 18, 2010 in Bar jokes A gorgeous lady was sitin alone in a bar.Guy: Hi There!The lady ignored him.Guy: You caught my atenti0n as i enter the bar, is it ok to get your nember?Lady: If you have a BMW, a house in boracay , millions of peso bank account and 7 inches penis, th...