Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed To Travel on Mar 8, 2010 in Travel jokes The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:1. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over al...
Upuan on Mar 6, 2010 in Political jokes Noy Noy: Hindi ako magnanakaw!Gibo: Ako din hindi din ako magnanakaw!Erap: Ako babalik ako dahil hindi pa ako tapos magnakaw!Villar: Ako magnanakaw dahil malaki nagastos ko. Bawi na to.GLORIA: Mga tanga wala na kayong mananakaw UBOS na.
Friends at Hunting on Mar 3, 2010 in School jokes Three friends La Sallite, a UP stude, and an Atenean went on a hunting trip.The first night, the guy from UP comes back to cabin with a big deer. The others ask him how he did it, and he cooly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ba...
Ways To Know You Are A Filipino on Mar 3, 2010 in Filipino 1. You point with your lips2. You nod upwards to greet someone.3. You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir".4. You smile for no reason.5. You flirt by having a foolish grin in your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.6. You...
Where To Go To College? on Mar 3, 2010 in School jokes If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.If you have no brains and lots of money, go to La SalleIf you have no money, go to PUP.
Little Nancy on Feb 8, 2010 in Pets jokes Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, wi...
When Money Died and Went to Heaven on Jan 30, 2010 in Church Jokes A 10 dollar bill, a 5 dollar bill, and a 100 dollar bill all die and go to heaven. God sees the 1 dollar bill and says he's been good, so he let him in. He also let the 5 dollar bill in for being good. When the 100 dollar bill went up to him, God sai...
Not Expected on Jan 30, 2010 in Husband and wife Lester went off on a country trip, but had gone only three blocks before he realised that he had left his call cards on the coffee table. He went back home and quietly went into the house. His wife was at the sink in a filmy negligee. She was so invi...
Bike Lanes on Jan 18, 2010 in GMA jokes BF: Mam, pag na-install na ang mga BIKE LANES along EDSA, JOSE PIDALang itawag natin. PGMA: Masyadong halata naman. Maganda kung BIKEARROYO!
GMA jokes on Jan 18, 2010 in GMA jokes Republika ng PekePeke nga produktoPeke mga basketbolistaPeke mga gamotPeke mga dokumentoPeke mga susoat syemprePEKE ANG PRESIDENTE.GMA saved from near death. She asked the man who save her what reward he wants.Man: Wheelchair po!GMA: Bakit wheelchair...
