All about marriage on Jun 19, 2011 in Marriage jokes Fact or fiction (you make the call): 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. 2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin… they can’t face each other, but, they still stay togeth...
Sekyu on Mar 3, 2011 in Funny jokes Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"Army: "No pain, No gain!"Naks ayaw patalo ang Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"...
Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Desk... on Nov 20, 2010 in Office Jokes "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You p...
May Tatlong Bampira sa Bar on Nov 19, 2010 in Bar jokes RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha...
In A Bar on Nov 19, 2010 in Bar jokes A gorgeous lady was sitin alone in a bar.Guy: Hi There!The lady ignored him.Guy: You caught my atenti0n as i enter the bar, is it ok to get your nember?Lady: If you have a BMW, a house in boracay , millions of peso bank account and 7 inches penis, th...
Madamot on Nov 19, 2010 in Juan at Pedro Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan.Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka noong nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka noong nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat atbumubuhos ang malakas na ulan? Nasaan ka noong oras na nag...
Common Sense on Nov 19, 2010 in School jokes Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher..aTeacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?B...
