Dan Torres from Bicol on Jan 3, 2009DAN TORRES from BICOL ga-TNT sa STATES(at the grocery)Cashier: Visa or mastercard?Dan (gikulbaan) :gipangitaan kog visa!(gadali og sakay sa car but he needs gas)Gasboy: Pay 1st!Dan (ginerbyos) : patay, papers kuno!(run 2 d fone booth 2 call home)Ope...
Ilonggo on Jan 1, 2009Kuyaw ang ilonggo kong:mangimbitar og kaon : "kaon ta anay"d ka mosugot : "kaon ta bala"kung mosugot : "cge kaon ta-e"unya kung nagkaon na ka : "kaon kagid ha"...
Miss Pasosyal on Dec 30, 2008Pasosyal na girl sa busgirl : manong conductor, uhm... can u get my luggage pls? its kindaheavy eh...konduktor: asa diri miss?girl : uhm.. kato oh! katong sako...
Sakto pud diay ang buang! on Dec 28, 2008Nurse : naa pa ba sa imong huna2x ang pamilya nimo?Boang : oo! Syempre!Nurse : asa man ang pamilya nimo ron?Boang : nasa akong huna2x lagi! cge balik2x!
Two Good Friends on Dec 17, 2008Two good friends, a Muslim and a Catholic, agree to attend each others church services together.As they enter the Catholic church, the Muslim asked: "Dinhi ba nako ibilin ang tsinelas nako sa gawas?"Catholic: "Ayaw bay, kawaton na!&quo...
Isda! Isda! on Dec 15, 2008Nanay: "Dong isuroy na ning isda."Dodong: "O nay! Isda! Isda!"Jose: "Tagpila nang isda dong? Palit ko."Dodong: "Di man ni baligya nong, suroy-suroy ra man mi."...
Goodnight Greetings on Dec 13, 2008"May your tasteless night be peppered with spicy love. May you have lemon dreams, sleep on a strawberry bed inside a vanilla room. In short, have a yummylicious sleep!"...
The Ten Commandments on Dec 11, 2008Anak: "Ma, unsa manang 10 Commandments?"Mama: "Mao na ang 10 ka sugo sa Ginoo."Anak: "Kinsa may labaw Ma, ikaw or ang Ginoo?"Mama: "Ang Ginoo maoy kinalabwan sa tanan. Nganong nangutana man ka?"Anak: "Nagl...
Ang Pagtatagpo ni Rizal at Inday on Dec 10, 2008Dr. Jose Rizal: "Alam mo Inday ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay mas masahol pa sa halimaw at malansang isda."Inday: "Thank you for your wonderful words of wisdom. But don't you know that I already read all your writings. Unfortun...
Inspirational Quotes on Dec 4, 2008 in inspirational quote Tanang problema dunay solusyon. Kon walay solusyon, ayaw nag problemaha.Always remember: Kon makaya sa uban, ipabuhat na lang nila, don't force urself, make life easy!Dili tanang gwapo dunay girlfriend. Ang uban nila dunay boyfriend.Don't face your p...
