Rejected Hallmark Cards: Assorted on Oct 19, 2011Rejected Hallmark CardsI always wantedTo have someone to hold,Someone to love.(inside card)After meeting you ...I changed my mind.I must admit,You brought religion into my life ...(inside card)I never believed in HellUntil I met you.As the days go by...
10 Funny Quotes About Friendship on Jan 6, 2011 in Quotes Funny; Friendship; Friends Funny Quotes Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard MeltzerFriends ar...
18 Smarta$$ Zen Quotes on Nov 16, 2010 in Smartass Wacky Smart Ass Quotes Funny Quotes Humor Funny Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just #$!@! off and leave me alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. It's always da...
18 Smartass Zen Quotes on Nov 16, 2010 in Smartass Wacky Smart Ass Quotes Funny Quotes Humor Funny Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just #$!@! off and leave me alone. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. It's always da...
17 Awesome Quotes on Nov 11, 2010 in Quotes Awesome Quotes “Fall seven times; stand up eight.” – Japanese proverb“You must give up the life you planned in order to have the life that is waiting for you.” – Joseph Campbell“The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is no...
Smart A$$ Quotes From George Carlin on Nov 21, 2009 in Wacky Smart Ass Quotes Funny Quotes Humor Funny Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How ca...
Smart Ass Quotes From George Carlin on Nov 21, 2009 in Wacky Smart Ass Quotes Funny Quotes Humor Funny Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How ca...
Catcher In The Rye Quotes that kills me... on Mar 13, 2009 in Smart Ass Quotes Funny Quotes Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a goddam toilet seat.I started giving the three witches at the next table the eye again. That is, the blonde one. The other two were strictly from hunger.Real ugly girls have it...
Love, Love, Love on Mar 7, 2009 in Love Quotes SMS Text Messages Mobile Phone Messages Love
The greatest feeling in the world is love on Mar 3, 2009 in Love Quotes SMS Text Messages Love “A nightmare? Hardly….. he gave me two tears of happiness, which is two more than a lot of people get.”To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give.Love can happen anywhere at any time and a...
