Alamat Kung Bakit Sinungaling Ang Mga Lalaki on Sep 11, 2009 in Britney Spears Alamat Jennifer Lopez Ito ang alamat kung bakit nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalaki.. ***Karpintero itong si Juan at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog.Sa lakas ng pagma-martilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog. Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung...
The Cowboy and The Genie on Jun 8, 2009 in Wisdom Jokes Jokes A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.His horse has already died of thirst.He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of...
What Type of Programmer Are You? on May 28, 2009 in Programmer Jokes :p10 types of programmers you’ll encounter in the fieldProgrammers enjoy a reputation for being peculiar people. In fact, even within the development community, there are certain programmer archetypes that other programmers find strange. Here are 1...
Why Am I Married? on May 11, 2009 in Jokes Husband and Wife Joke :))You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable,or get married and wish you were dead.At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married...
A Letter to Bob Ong on Apr 26, 2009 in Jokes Love Letter :pDear Mr. Bob Ong,Matagal ko na pong nililigawan itong ramp model na stage actress na nakilala ko recently sa isang party. Nasisiraan na ako ng bait. Pag nakilala mo siya, tiyak matutunaw ang utak mo sa kakaisip sa kanya.Hingi lang po ako ng advice.
Man and Wife on Apr 24, 2009 in Man and Wife Jokes :DWife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?&qu...
Math Class on Apr 23, 2009 in Math Subject Mathematics Catholic School :vA mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and sl...
True Stories About Stupid PC Customer on Apr 20, 2009 in Jokes Call Center :r"I downloaded Netscape and tried to install it. It said not to install this version if I was running Win95. So I uninstalled Win95..."Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" bec...
English Tagalog Dictionary on Apr 5, 2009 in Dictionary Jokes Jokes :vContemplate - kulang ang mga pingganPunctuation - pera para maka-enrolIce Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhokTenacious - sapatos na pang tennisCalculator - tawagan kita mamayaProtestant - Tindahan ng prutasStatue - Ikaw ba yan?Tissue - Ikaw n...
Mga Pamatay na Hirit on Mar 26, 2009 in Hirit Pick-up Lines Jokes :r(Karugtong ng Corny Pick-up Lines)"Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!""May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!""Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!""Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you ad...
