Use in a Sentence on Mar 4, 2010 in Katatawanan 1. Use KITCHEN and CURTAIN in a sentence....Wag mo akong CURTAIN masa KITCHEN.2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence....(phone rings).....Hello? WhoSCHOOLING?3. Use AFFECT in a sentence....Maria is wearing AFFECT diamondring.4. Use ADIEU in a sentence....If...
Filipino/English to Japanese translations on Mar 4, 2010 in Katatawanan Manok - SekkenMamaya - SakanaJoke - BiruStereo - AkaiCook - Giza-gizaAyos - Furo okeFingernail - KokoLaughed - Anata-waThis - IttoSmall piece of cloth - RetasuCornfield - Mais-sanHindi Masyado - NatsuCigarette - YoshiIpagpaumanhin - KamisoriIs this y...
Kilala mo ba si Juan? on Mar 3, 2010 in Katatawanan Juan: Ano ba iyan pare, bakit naman basang-basa iyang damit mo?Pedro: ‘Pre wash-and-wear kasi to eh.---TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?JUAN: ako ma’am! Ako ma’am!TEACHER: okay Juan, what is science?JUAN: sci...
Quotes from the world's greatest warriors on Mar 2, 2010 in Pacquiao Jokes I came... I saw... I conquered. -Julius Ceasar------------------------ I shall return... -Douglas McArthur----------------------- i will fight iniwan iniwer initym -Pacquiao...
Manny Pacquiao Jokes Collection on Mar 2, 2010 in Pacquiao Jokes Si Manny habang inimbita ni PGMA sa isang Hapunan...GMA:"I`ll have Swiss Steak and French Fries", nag order si GMA sa waiter.Waiter: And you, Sir?Manny: The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too ---------------------------------Isang araw pak...
Text/sms Joke Collection 01 on Mar 1, 2010 in txt message/ joke makabagong kasabihan:"aanhin mo ang taong maganda...kung siya ay pumapangit pag katabi ko na?!!"------------------------------------Binata: ale, liligawan ko po ang anak nyoAle: wag muna, nag-aaral pa siyaBinata: Sige po kapag uwian na lang nila!!! -...
Gloria Jokes on Mar 1, 2010 in Gloria Jokes Holdaper to the Arroyo couple: ‘Give me all your money!!’Gloria and Mike:’We are the First Couple! Better behave yourself’Holdaper:’ In that case … return all my money’------------------------------------------------------------- Gloria...
Banat (Pick up lines) on Oct 6, 2009 in tagalog Pinoy eh Pick-up Lines Enervon ka ba? kasi sayo ko lang makukuha ang hapiness ko.Eh ano kung pag-aari ako ng iba kung isang ngiti mo lang pag-aari mo na ako.Pag nagising ka sa pulang kwarto, wag kang matakot dahil wala ka sa impyerno kung di nandito ka sa Puso ko.Aanhin pa...
Tagalog Jokes on Sep 30, 2009 in Katatawanan Kano (trying to speak Tagalog): Meg-kanow isang kilow mang-gow? Tindero: One way. Kano: Meg-kanow? Tindero: I sed ONE WAY. Kano: Aynowng ibig sabeyhin ng one way? Tindero: Isang daan. Understang?! MMDA (with pen and ticket to a traffic violator): Nam...
Rosas Pandan (Tigidong tigidong) on Sep 23, 2009 in Funny song ...
