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Site Description: The Home of Pinoy Jokes
Date Joined: Aug 10, 2008

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Funny Quotes by Great Minds
on Nov 8, 2008 in quotes 1. Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous 2.Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde 3. Don't marry for money;

on Nov 7, 2008 in mourning A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u

Wishing Well
on Nov 6, 2008 in couples A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled ".

Male - Female Dictionary
on Nov 5, 2008 in male vs female dictionary [1] THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. [2] VULNERABLE (vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing

My way:
on Nov 4, 2008 in eat A woman's husband dies, and while at the funeral home watching the Mortician prepare her husband for final internment, she asked if he Would cut off her husbands dick for her. The mortician thought this to be an odd request, but since it was her Hu

Rolex Watch?
on Nov 3, 2008 in Rolex An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my Chromeplated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But Grandpa I really don't like guns so

Famous Lines
on Nov 2, 2008 in famous lines "pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako" - electric fan "hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos! " -winnie d' pooh "Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.

Senior Date
on Nov 1, 2008 in Senior Date Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more". They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day,

Viagra Extra Strength
on Oct 31, 2008 in biker Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had Three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me horny, keep Me potent." The pharmac

on Oct 30, 2008 in joke time A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years . One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money...

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