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Site Description: this is my collection of quotes sent to me thru SMS. please feel free to browse it. thank you. :)
Date Joined: Mar 31, 2012

Tags: banat, funny, love, ouh, religious

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malanding hampas lupa
on Nov 4, 2012 in love relationship banat Ang tubig,lalabo pag may halong lupaganon din ang pag-ibiglalabo pag may humalongmalanding hampas lupa...

can't sleep
on Nov 4, 2012 in heart love ouch relationship most of us cannot sleep whenwe are trying to fall in love...and just the samewhen that love is starting to end...

Hindi lahat ng taong lumalayo sayo ay NASASAKTAN
on Oct 10, 2012 in funny Hindi lahat ng taong lumalayo sayo ay NASASAKTAN.Minsan...UUTOT lang..hahaha!

on Oct 2, 2012 in lola holdap funny song sa tono ng CALL ME MAYBE..kumanta ang holdaper,"Hey this is holdap! and this is badly! put out your wallet! and give your money!"kumanta rin ang biktima niya na si lola,"Hey, big holdaper! I  don't have money! Now here's my body! So, rape me, ba...

advantage at diasdvantage ng may asawa
on Oct 2, 2012 in funny jokes ADVANTAGE ng may asawa:-[ag kailangan mo, nanjan aagadDISADVANTAGE-kahit di mo na kailangan,nanjan parin...

on Oct 2, 2012 in funny love relationship kung mayMAHAL KAIPAGLAABAN mo..pero kungdalawa angMAHAL MOPAGLABANIN mo...

nasa dugo ang pagiging gwapo
on Sep 27, 2012 in basag funny jokes banat Boy: Nasa dugo talaga namin ang pagiging gwapo..Girl: Pambihira naman! Bakit 'di napunta sa mukha, bakit sa dugo lang?

Always keep your condoms in the car
on Sep 14, 2012 in funny temptation jokes commitment Always Avoid TemptationsI was a happy man. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and now we had decided to get married. The planning went wonderfully. Both sets of parents helped us in every way. My friends were all happy for me and my...

SAFE ba yan?
on Sep 5, 2012 in funny jokes banat Ang mga gwapong lalake ay parang BRAND X ng Paracetamol...gwapo nga, eh ang tanong....SAFE ba yan? :))...

pare-pareho lang sila
on Sep 5, 2012 in love ouch true Love starts with.."Iba siya sa mga nakilala ko."and ends with..."Pare-pareho lang sila."...

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