HOW MUCH on May 1, 2012 in CONYO JOKES Hmmmm, hi hi hi. So guapo talaga is your boyfriend.Daddy can you make buy her boyfriend for me!☺☺☺...
SA JEEP on May 1, 2012 in CONYO JOKES Driver, driver please stop the break!Here's my bayad, do you accept ba all major credit cards?!☺☺☺...
ASYONG on Apr 30, 2012 in CONYO JOKES Yaya, are you messing with me?!I will tell Asyong, to bang bang you na.We're like so close kaya!☺☺☺...
CONFUSED on Apr 30, 2012 in CONYO JOKES Daddy I'm so confused what to buy talaga.Can we like, buy the mall na lang!☺☺☺...
3-IN-1 on Apr 30, 2012 in CONYO JOKES Hay, yaya can you make hiwalay nga 3-in-1 coffee for me.I don't like sugar kasi!☺☺☺...
SO FAT on Apr 30, 2012 in CONYO JOKES Duh, I'm so fat na talaga!Yaya, can you like sipsip my fats na nga!☺☺☺...
AYAW MAG-ARAL on Mar 29, 2012 in FAMILY JOKES Tatay: O Juan mag-aral ka na at baka bumagsak ka na naman.Juan: Ayaw ko na mag-aral tay. Bobo ho kasi talaga ako. Di ako nakakaintindi.Tatay: Ay naku! Kaya nga mag-aral ka para ka makaintindi.Juan: Ayaw ko nga tay eh. 'Di ka nakakaintindi tay ah. Bob...
AT A FUNERAL on Mar 29, 2012 in POLITICAL JOKES Erap: Psst, Jingoy hali ka na. Uwi na tayo.Jingoy: Teka lang dad, kararating lang natin ah.Erap: Ano ka ba. Kailangan na nating magmadaling umalis.Jingoy: Bakit nga?Erap: 'Di mo ba nababasa yan o, "Remains will be cremated."☺☺☺...
DALAWANG MADRE on Mar 29, 2012 in HOLY ROLLER JOKES Dalawang madre kinidnap at hinalay ng dalawang lalake...Madre 1: Diyos ko po patawarin nyo sila at 'di nila alam ang kanilan ginagawa!Madre 2: Ay naku sister itong sa akin marunong!☺☺☺...
MAG-AAPLAY on Mar 17, 2012 in STATUS QUO JOKES Katutubo: Sir, aplay po ako pagka-sundalo!Sundalo: Teka lang. Hindi ka puede. Pungal yung mga ngipin mo.Katutubo: At teka lang din sir, bakit yung labanan ba kagatan!☺☺☺...
