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Current Rank: 43 (Humor)
URL: http://text-quotes-and-jokes.blogspot.com/
Site Description: This blog is a collection of quotes, jokes, and pinoy banat I've read from the internet and receive through my phone
Date Joined: Feb 26, 2012

Tags: banat, pinoy jokes, quotes, funny SMS, pick-up lines


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It Kills Them
on Jul 4, 2012 in funny Be happy in front of the people who don't like you, it kills them. :D...



Warranty Expired
on Jun 22, 2012 in jokes An angry bird was not happy with his wife, so he sent the following message to his mother-in-law. "Your product does not match my requirements."The smart mother-in-law replied,"Warranty expired: manufacturer not responsible after the seal is broken."...



Eh Bakit Ikaw?
on Jun 22, 2012 in basag jokes Wife: Honey, ibili mo naman ako ng bra.Husband: Honey, wag kana magbra, maliit naman dede mo eh.Wife: (taas kilay) Eh, bakit ikaw naka brief?



If You're Trying,I'm Staying
on Jun 22, 2012 in love relationship I can't promise you a perfect relationship, but what I can promise you is that if you're trying, i'm staying.



Miss, Anong Oras Na?
on Jun 19, 2012 in funny jokes Boy: Miss, pwede magtanong? Anong oras na?Girl: Nagtatanong ka ng oras? Tapos, itatanong mo pangalan ko? Tapos, hihingin mo number ko? Tapos, liligawan mo ako? Tapos, after one month na pacharming-charming, sasagutin kita. Tapos, bibisita ka sa bahay...



Parang Gobyerno
on Jun 19, 2012 in funny Ang Gf parang gobyerno lang yan. Maraming ipinagbabawal. Samantalang ang BF parang pulitiko, maraming pangakong puro naman napapako.



In Pairs
on Jun 19, 2012 in cute love You know why God made eyes in pair, ears in pair, hands in pair, legs in pair, while HEART is single?For it to find its pair.



Sayo ako ikakasal
on Jun 7, 2012 in banat Di bale ng hindi kumain ng INASAL, oh maging sing talino ni RIZAL matupad lang ang aking DASAL na saýo ako IKAKASAL.



Thumb Mark
on Jun 7, 2012 in dionisia jokes Aling Dionisia in a bankTeller: Maám may ID ba kayo na may picture?Dionisia: May pecture naman yang ID ko ah!Tinignan ulit ng teller ang IDTeller: Ay meron po pala. Sorry po. Kala ko thumb mark.



Maria Go
on Jun 7, 2012 in juan tamad jokes Teacher: Verb is an action word. Juan give me an example.Juan: Went maám.Teacher: Very good! Use it in a sentence.Jaun: Maria go went to twon.Teacher: Wrong! Kung gagamit ka ng went wala na yung go.Juan: Maám yung go po apelyido ni Maria. Intindihi...



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