UPS Airlines Joke on Mar 9, 2010 in airplane ups Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells...
The Filipino Wal-Mart Employee Joke on Feb 15, 2010 in filipino fiipino A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart.. An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified –an American, a...
Husband and Wife’s Doctor Visit Joke on Feb 6, 2010 in married life A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die.” Each morning, fix...
Newly Wed and Change Joke on Jan 28, 2010 in married life marriage Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his wedding, I had ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his new bride. “Well, you see, this morning...
Three Kick Rule Joke on Jan 17, 2010 in lawyer lawyers A big city London lawyer went duck hunting in rural Scotland. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked...
Lawyer’s Donation Joke on Dec 2, 2009 in lawyer A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of...
Why Americans Are Jobless Joke on Nov 20, 2009 in politics WHY AMERICANS ARE JOBLESS John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES). He put on a dress shirt (MA...
The Dagohoy Story on Nov 2, 2009 in filipino politics American History It was the first day of school in Washington DC and a new student named Dagohoy, the son of a Filipino immigrant, entered fourth grade. The teacher began, “Let’s review some American history, class. Who said ‘Give me liberty or g...
Married in Heaven Joke on Oct 25, 2009 in married life religion heaven marriage One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly. The couple soon found themselves standing in fron...
Halloween Party Joke on Oct 21, 2009 in married life sex couple A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and th...
