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Inspirational Quotes - 1
on Sep 10, 2011 in Inspirational Quotes Always remember pain makes people changeSo don’t hurt them, if you don’t want them to change.*****Worthy is he who remember to thankthe Lord for all his blessingsBut admirable is he who still thankGod inspite of pain..*****Some people hurt by wor...

Sa Klase
on Sep 10, 2011 in Pinoy jokes sa klase...Teacher: class, ano ang dapat gawin kung may lindol?Pedro: "on" ko lang po yung ilaw mamTeacher: baket mo naman nasabing pailawin lang ang ilaw?Pedro: kasi mam tuwing may lindol habang natutulog kami sa iisang kama ng aking magulang... "on...

Question and Answer - 5
on Sep 10, 2011 in Pinoy jokes Text Jokes Q: What alcoholic drink in the USA was popularized by an Ilocano?A: Harvey Wallbanger*****Q: Kung maliit na palanggana at palangganita, ano ang maliit na batya?A: Tansan!*****Q: What is the sensitive part of the body when masturbating?A: The ears.Q:...

Love Quotes - 1
on Sep 10, 2011 in Love Quotes Love knows no reason. Love knows no lies. Love defies all reasons. Love has no eyes. Love is blind…It sees, but it doesn’t mind.*****Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible – it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powe...

Question and Answer - 2
on Sep 10, 2011 in Pinoy jokes Text Jokes Q: Sino ang katabing matulog ni BIG BIRD?A: Eh ‘di si PUKE MONSTER!*****Bakit MalungkotQ: Bakit malungkot ang pusa?A: Kasi walang cellphone!Q: Bakit masaya ang aso?A: Kasi nagkaroon ng cellphone!Q: Bakit malungkot ang daga?A: May iba nang textmate...

Question and Answer - 1
on Sep 10, 2011 in Pinoy jokes Text Jokes Question and AnswerQ: Ano sa hapon ang pangit?A: Kamukamo (kamukha mo!)Q: Ano sa hapon ang “this is my car’?A: Autokoto (Auto ko to!)Q: Ano sa hapon ang biskwit?A: Emwaysan (MY San)Q: Ano sa hapon ang “Washing...

Question and Answer - 3
on Sep 10, 2011 in Pinoy jokes Text Jokes Fish be With YouQ: Ano’ng fish ang ginagamit na pansulat?A: Eh di laFISH (lapis)Q: Ano naming subject ang paborito ng mga fish?A: Eh di, FISHical Education and FISHics (Physical Education ang Physics)Q: Eh ano naman ang tawag sa doctor ng mga fish?

Eye check
on Sep 10, 2011 in Green jokes Pinoy jokes Eye checkBen : Doktora, malabo na yata ang mga mata ko.Doktora : Tingnan mo ang legs ko.Ben : Wala pa rin ho.Doktora : Tingnan mo ang panty ko.Ben : Wala pa rin ho.Doktora : Loko! Bakit bumubukol ang pantalon mo!?haha ...

Love Quotes - 2
on Sep 10, 2011 in Love Quotes No matter how far you are, no matter how near, to lose you in the end is my greatest fear.. So I’m doing my best to show you how much I care!*****Som pipol promis 4ever, bt cudnt stay a minute. Som pipol say deyd be der, bt dey ddnt care. Der r tho...

on Sep 10, 2011 in Pinoy jokes Bata: pabili po ng ubas!Tindero: wala kami ubas.Next dayBata: pabili po ng ubas!Tindero: wala kami ubas.Next dayBoy: mama pabili po ubas!Tindero: wala nga kaming ubas! Isa pang beses magtanong ka iistepler koyangbibig mo!Next day uletBoy: may stapler...

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