Weighed down on Dec 30, 2010 in Weighed down funny jokes A girl calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains that many women figure out an infant’s weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby on an adult scale, then the mother weighs herself alone an...
Best friends with benefits on Dec 29, 2010 in ladies confession Best friends with benefits James is my best friend since college and we’ve been sharing an apartment since. He is cool and nice and we’ve had some steamy encounters together so let us say we’re best friends with benefits. Then I met Christian and we started dating. He is...
Bus ride to sweet heaven on Dec 28, 2010 in Bus ride to sweet heaven ladies confession To pass traffic time on the bus, my boyfriend and I exchanged jokes when he accidentally brushed me in a sensual way. With the touch of his hand, I was immediately turned on. I asked him to work his fingers in me. He started slow, but already I was m...
Woot-woot! on Dec 27, 2010 in Woot-woot funny jokes The nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time this happens, the place would erupt into cheers. However,...
Older woman drives kid wild on Dec 26, 2010 in ladies confession Older woman drives kid wild I’m 26 but I always enjoy flirting with high school boys, as I know they can’t resist my charm and the thought of banging an “older” woman like myself. One time, I was waiting for my “friend” in a coffee shop in Katipunan. It was supposed...
International Playgirl on Dec 25, 2010 in International Playgirl ladies confession I visited my partner who lived abroad, you might think I’m the ultra-liberal type because I have a foreigner boyfriend—but no, I consider myself shy when it comes to sex. But that all changed on my first evening in his turf. One night we were on...
Chick ends lad�s 20-year-drought on Dec 24, 2010 in Chick ends lad�s 20-year-drought ladies confession I managed to get close to a former schoolmate through texting. We’d exchange mushy stuff, but he would also send me nasty messages each time he got drunk—and that’s how I found out he was a 20-year-old virgin, or at least claimed he was. The th...
She's Cuckoo on Dec 23, 2010 in She's Cuckoo funny jokes A woman went on a girls' night out, promising her husband she'd be home by midnight. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, she went home. Just as she got in the door, their clock started up and cuckooed...
Shock attack on Dec 22, 2010 in Shock attack ladies confession I used to sneak inside my ex's house thrice a week for our extra "bonding" sessions. We did this for over a year and never got caught by her folks. That was until one time when we changed the time of my visits. I went to her house at 10am rather than...
Top of the world! on Dec 21, 2010 in True Stories Top of the world My mates and I were drinking at a friend’s place—a three-storey house with no other people but ourselves. There were five of us, all guys. So when the alcohol-meter reached its peak, my friends and I got crazy and picked up two hookers from nearb...
