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All Pinoy Jokes




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Current Rank: 14 (Humor)
URL: http://allpinoyjokes.blogspot.com/
Site Description: Extensive Collection of Pinoy Jokes
Date Joined: May 28, 2009

Tags: Erap Jokes, Clean Jokes, Dirty Jokes


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Math Problem
on Apr 13, 2013 in Maikling Jokes BF: Kunwari nakapulot ako ng 30.GF: Oh tapos?BF: Tapos bumili ako ng hamburger 18 pesos ang isa. Magkanosukli ko?GF: 12 pesos.BF: Bobo! Dos lang! Bente lang yung binigay ko. Bakit may nakita ka bang 30 pesos na buo? Tsk!



Ang Rosaryo
on Apr 10, 2013 in Misc Jokes PARI’ : Halika sa kwarto sister…MADRE : Father, bakit po” ?PARI’ : Sara mo pinto’sister …MADRE : Father, huwag po’PARI’ : Patayin mo ilaw sister…MADRE : Naku, Diyos ko po’…PARI” : Ipapakita ko lang ang rosary ko oh, …glow in...



English-Filipino Dictionary
on Apr 9, 2013 in Misc Jokes TO WAITER: Isang uri ng social network site na pwede kang magfollow at mag-to wait.SURVEY TEST: Yung tagalog ng ICE CREAM.TIMELINE: Malungkot o walang sigla.. “Bakit ang TIMELINE mo?”I SCREAM: eto yung tinatawag nilang sorbetes.FOLLOWED: Ang sasa...



Dami Raw Eh
on Apr 8, 2013 in Misc Jokes (American threw his CP) Pinoy: WTF! why did you throw that? American: Don't worry we got many CPs in america! (Then Korean threw his Laptop.) Pinoy: Sh*t! sayang yun! Korean: It's ok there are many laptop in korea! (nainis ang Pinoy) (then may...



Madamot
on Apr 7, 2013 in Juan Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan.Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka noong nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka noong nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat atbumubuhos ang malakas na ulan? Nasaan ka noong oras na nag...



A PHILIPPINE CORPORATION
on Apr 6, 2013 in Politics Jokes You have two cows.Both ran for elections.One is a relative of an incumbent official. One is more credible and fit for the position but not popular enough.The former one is ranked high at surveys because she's a celebrity.You vote for the former one.



3 Sperms
on Apr 3, 2013 in Misc Jokes sperm1 : pag nkalabas aq d2. ang kukunin kong course ay doctor.sperm2 : ako nmn pag nkalabas ako d2 ang kukunin kong course ay seaman.sperm3 : asa pa kau na ma22pad yan mga pangarap nyu. eh nsa bunganga kau...hahahahaha.. sayang nmn! ...



Milagro
on Apr 2, 2013 in Iwan Jokes Isang pastor pinipray over ang mga umatend sa church. Me lumapit na pilay na nakasaklay. Nilapitan ito ng pastor at ipinatong ang kanyang kamay sa ulo ng pilay. Sa nanginginig na boses sinabi ng pastor "sa ngalan ng makapangyarihang diyos tanggapin...



Aksidenti
on Apr 1, 2013 in Maikling Jokes Isang araw papasok ako ng paaralan ng makita ko na bumangga ang isang jeep sa poste. Grabe, kung nandoon ka lang ang daming sugatan. Pero isang agaw pansin, isang pasahero na gumagapang papunta sa driver... At nag sabi cya ng ganito... PASAHERO:&...



Like Father Like Son
on Mar 31, 2013 in Misc Jokes Sa school... TEACHER: Juan, sino pumatay kay Jose Rizal? JUAN: Aba!?... Hindi ako ma'am!!! TEACHER: Gago ka talaga!!!... Niloloko mo ba ako?.... JUAN: Aba Ma'am, hindi nga po ako!!! TEACHER: Tarantado ka talaga!!!... Sig...



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